Have you considered circumcision?
Nope. Try it without the stupid censorship.
Here’s mine.
I like this one:
That’s a dick all right.
Yikes! Mark that thing NSFW!
He’s a dickhead alright.
No offense to you, but it looks pretty gross and weird…
Idk I think the little bend gives it a unique flair
Your dick looks like that? Dude I am so sorry. Jerking off must be near impossible. Maybe you could slap it about a bit?
Come on dude. Not without consent first…
Ew, is it diseased?
No thats just what they look like when they’re circumsised.
This is an insult to dicks everywhere.
Stephen Miller went into politics because his hands are too weak to strangle sex workers.
That’s not a duck.
A duck pic? A dock pic? Whatever it is, it’s probably really going to upset me if I find out what it really says. Good thing it’s censored, my sweet adult brain can’t handle an adult joke delivered to an adult audience which isn’t censored!
Sir that’s an anal polyp.
