Due to a pituitary issue when I was younger I have maybe a bizarre world record of the smallest feet and hands on a fully grown man. My feet and hands are normal looking but very small. They were tiny as a baby and just never grew that big. Thought you all would find it interesting - I know it makes for good chat at parties!
Absolutely no shade, dude. You seem like a chill guy.
But I have this stuck in my head because of this post youtube.com/watch?v=kDg0dklwW5g
Classic. No shade assumed.