- I was thinking about robin hood the other day… - You eel in snake’s clothing! 
 
- That one guy’s missing the little moustache - I’m no graphic designer, and this is all I cared to do from my phone.  - Here, you have earned the graphic design diploma. 
 
 
- Aww, it’s so cute how the snake lets the orange thing that smells like burgers wear the crown! 🥰 - (All objects featured, including wardrobe, sponsored in part by russian man with no term limits) 
- Sir Hiss! You have hissed your last! 
- The phoney king of America. And Donald Trump. - The snivellin’, grovellin’ - Measly, weasely - Blabberin’, jabberin’ - Gibberin’, jabberin’ - Blunderin’, plunderin’ - Wheelin’, dealin’ - Donald Trump, that phony king of America! 
 
- It’s only barely topical but I will take any excuse to post this copypasta: - 🏮GONG XI FUCK CAI 💯🙌👏 IT’S THE YEAR OF THE 🐍 SNAKE 🐍 You know what this means 👀 for all the 👧 XIAO MEIMEIS 👧 Time to get sexy ♨️ and wear your tightest 👚 QIPAO 👗👠 because 大哥’s SNAKE is sliding up your legs tonight! 😈 Don’t forget to show AHGONG 👲🏻👲🏻👴🏻👴🏻 your PHATTEST oranges 🍊🍊😜😜 for those THICCC HONGBAOS ㊗️💰🈵‼️❗❗ when DA GE 🧑comes to your house 🏡 show him your lucky 👙 RED UNDERWEAR 👙 and you will be making your own DONG DONG QIANG 🎆🎇🧨noises 🔊📢📣 in the bedroom tonight 🌘🌠 YUMSENG 🍻🥂🥃 away to quench your thirst 🤤🧊 Have fun 🤩 playing MAHJONG 🀄🀄 with your cousins💁🏼♀️👱👩🏻🦰, but careful 🚫☝️not to lose 😱too much money 💵💸, or else 😖 you can only PLAY ✊🤞😲 with yourself 😨😳 Send this to 8️⃣8️⃣8️⃣of your LA MEI👸🌶️ or SHUAI GE 🤴😘 If you get more than 8️⃣ back your flat chinese ass 😶😶😶will be screaming HUAT AH tonight ♨️♨️🈵🈵‼️ - What a horrid mess to even consider reporting let alone read. Blocked - It’s an old meme format. Lmfao - Getting blocked based on your choice of meme is peak Lemmy shit. 
 
 


