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Lol, no worries

Take care! ☺️

Yes, I’m joking just like you were. Generally if you’re rimming (or doing anal) you clean yourself first. If you’re doing petplay you don’t have to copy every element of being a pet, its ultimately roleplay

I saw this on my regular account and switched to my horny account for being horny 😌

Absolutely here for getting bullied also. As long as there are cute people and tongues involved 🥹

(and someone who I belong to, who is happy I’m around and pays attention to me)

Why is it dirty??? Wash your asshole 😭

I’m a guy lol. I am hornyposting in my own right, don’t deny me my individuality!

Just realized that my lifelong dream is to be a cat in a two cat household and we can bathe eachother.

I don’t care that I’m hornyposting. My aspirations were previously unknown to me, and now I have purpose in this world

Yeah she frequently expresses her bewilderment at american Christianity lol 😅

I would really like to hope that someday we can do better than Obama. Being the best president in recent memory isn’t an amazingly high bar and I’d really like to see a world where we have something better.

Especially with respect to foreign policy. And I know many folks don’t connect with why that’s a big deal, but one of my closest friends is Coptic and her people were targeted for ethnic cleansing by a militant faction in Egypt after Obama backed them, because our favorite foreign policy in the US is to back some militant group anytime what the government of a region is doing is even mildly inconvenient to us.

If you remember the men that Isis executed on the beach in video, in the first like beheading video that was a thing ages ago- those men were Copts. My friend has community members she considered family who are dead now back in Egypt. If I remember right she said the population dropped from like 15% of Egypt to 5% in a span of a handful of years.

The toll of horrifying american foreign policy is not just an abstract bogeyman leftist bring up to trash politicians you like, they have actual death tolls and leave behind people who are mourning. Its not even good foreign policy either, we’re radicalized half the world to hate our guts, which as it turns out is not the most geopolitically advantageous.

Wish someone would baste me 😔

Especially goldfish, which are in the carp family and honestly theres a good case to be made theyre really pond fish more than fish-tank fish.

The only reason they stay so small in captivity is because they produce a hormone that stunts growth- this is supposed to give them a competive advantage over other goldfish, and help the collective population survive if they’re in a small body of water where resources are limited. This can and does happen in nature, but a bowl or even moderately sized tank takes that to a pretty significant extreme compared to what “limited space and resources” might look like in a sectioned off area of even a small pond

If we’re taking care of animals and accepting responsibility for their wellbeing I think its fair to say we really ought to provide them with reasonable conditions and not just saddle them with less than that because they are hardy enough to survive those suboptimal conditions

Just realized I’m posting from my alt lol, I may not see replies for a bit

Here and available for any and all ovipositors except peter thiel’s

Oh shit I missed February, hmu next Feb folks

Butt-snipes lookin kinda cute tho… 😳