I don’t really “hate” windows, but I dislike it.

However I can’t really move away from it.

I did so back in win 3.11 days, a while ago.

I see what you did there.

I’ve ridden horses for years, but I don’t mind eating horse.

Maybe it’s just me, but I feel more kinship with cows than with horses. Cows are fairly intelligent, like regular pack animals. Horses are afraid or everything all the time, it’s exhausting.

Of course I eat some cow every now and then, but if I had to choose, I’d eat horses. They’re not as worthy.

“While I was power napping in a white house meeting, I had a nightmare that the evil, up to no good, very bad, democrats were back. Luckily I woke up, right in time for my big mac too! If you’ve ever had a big mac, send me $100 dollars, or more now!”

“This is dallas eliza, how does landing make you feel?”

Ok, I booted the usb, but I think it went under the kitchen cabinet so now I’m stuck.

There’s lots of awkward nazis, it’s not uncommon.

It’s not tough at all. You know how beef tastes like beef? It’s like that, only horse.

“Give us half of your hoard or we’ll slay your feathered cousin!”

Just a few more months and you’ll be 75!

Astounding! Definitely worth a gazillion billions. The shareholders decision finally makes sense.

It has been for ages, like, “my shirt is washed, I should hang it to dry”.

It’s so edgy.

Fucks sake, just when we were starting to get people to move to Linux!

It’s more than famous, it’s infamous!

Buy one RAM and you get two GPUs thrown in for free!

It’s also unused, as far as I know.

I’m always very annoyed by technical tools that stick to US spelling and that will consider “colour” to be a syntax error. I sometimes set up aliases to get rid of those.

It lists all the types of metros, obviously.

It’s safer to use it with the buttons pointing down though.

I’m slightly worried seeing how irrational they can be.
I hope NY will be all right, but when they won’t even let some rando criticise their administration without being violent, there’s no way there won’t be a completely over the top response to this.