Ash

Were they wearing a helmet. did they have reflectors? /s

May i suggest Brejoin. Bre-enter, Breunite, Breturn?

They’ll probably still be banging on about bendy bananas. Or they will have voted reform, deported loads of people in the style of the Gestapo/ICE, burned down all the hotels, shut all ports and then be wondering why everything is worse than ever and if voting more right wing will help.

Very cool.

I can’t have the toilet door closed because one of them always has to come in to give me moral support, and if they cant they scratch incessantly.

My silly cat likes to gently bite my ankles when shes hungry, not painful more ticklish, but im still gonna drop hot drinks or a laptop on her one day when im not expecting it.

Can you imagine if a big dumb illiterate humanoid with weird hair and terrible skin, and not potty trained, a tenuous grasp on language and no understanding of international politics, economy or business was in power in the whitehouse. That would be weird.

The crazy thing is the apps are just browsers (edge for web, electron for app) and it still sucks. And the open source bits work well, but anywhere theres closed source (onedrive) it all goes to shit.