Damn. Should have scrolled down.

Remember kids. If she doesnt find you handsome she should at least find you handy.

Moves and shouldnt? Duct tape. Doesn’t move and should? Wd-40

Atta boy

Someone should have sent a missile into that golf course the day of the election. Need to start executing people in the streets.

Isreal needs to be erased from this world. Along with the entire upper command of america.

And he already had that completely normal bottle opener he brought with him.

Unless you were third class.

No. Eat a dick.

They both look like abominations. Hideous.

Pretty small buffalo.

Provoking canada. Lots of new war crimes can be thought up. Its not a war crime the first time.

Attack them in America.

Its for family

Haha, I was definitely leashed as a child, and I know why. I was a bolter, my child was also a bolter.

Fuck no, im a pro leash parent.

Ive now signed an executive order renaming Washington D.C to pissy pants cry cry baby land D.C

I expect this to be officially recognized as of now.

Yah, i do remember something about that dumb ass way. We have done it the other way more recently. Remember it back in university.

You mean by releasing genetically modified mosquitoes to get them to mate with the native population and producing sterile offspring and killing them all within one generation? No im definitely down with them doing that again. All over the world.

No

Wr ave already eliminated them from smaller areas. We know how to do it, someone. Just needs to do it world wide. If I had the money I’d start doing it already. Wouldn’t ask permission.