That summoning circle is gonna need some filtering… Jus sayin…

Gosford Park. It’s the slowest, most boring thing I’ve ever survived.

It dat noir, baby!

Inappropes

If that’s me, I hope it pays better than my current job…

‘#nailedit’

Also fat…

All I want right now is some robust-ass art nerd to swoop in and tell us what this kind of art is actually called other than “90’s clip art”

If I saw this in the wild, I’d immediately hire the most attractive single person I could find to reply to this ad, go to church with them, and low-key try to have sex with either/both of them on the side

I am a bot, and I’m super not-happy about it.

I am so ready to abandon Windows on my laptop. The only software I need that doesn’t run on Linux or have an equivalent Linux option is Serato DJ Pro. Literally the only thing keeping Windows in the house.

Comfortable Doug.

He just gets me.

Exactly what I thought of

Looks like it might be Perry Bible Fellowship. But I can’t say for sure

Do you want Oceania? Because this is how you get Oceania…

doublethink

I masturbated… FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE!

This is the way.

“Addy-haddy”

Weird, I was just listening to her like an hour ago…

“#makepoopwhilethesunshines”