No thanks, Satan gave me a good deal for mine.
Can bukake be used as a baptism if it happens in a church?
Now there’s a brand new sentence (probably)
nah I bet you could find a dozen death metal bands with that as the lyrics
Thank you, Internet.
What the fuck
Well it’s obvious Becca wants to open up and be filled with the Holy Spirit, and that got me thinking.
Let’s face it, that question has probably been at least thought of by Catholic priests before.
Ah yes because Jesus was known for his condescending, judgmental attitudes against others.
Is Jesus God? Because God had some pretty shitty things to say about women and gay folk. 🤷♂️
Yeah but kids are often more progressive than the parents
that would be an ecumenical matter
That’s the thing about Jesus. He was sent to earth to finally be nice to humans by his vengeful, controlling father, as a gesture of reconciliation.
God sounds like a massive piece of shit.
Women must be subservient to men! Stone the gays! You can own human beings as property!
JK! LOL Here’s my son, you can torture him to death in a horrific fashion, so we’re cool, right?
No man… We’re pretty damn far from cool…
The sound like the second most insufferable couple ever, right after the couple that is going through a very public breakup right now.
my partner and I did some butthole fingering at midnight up against a church the year we started dating
we’ve been together for 13 years
thank you jesus
My first time was while vandalizing a church. Yeah it was pretty great. Be this couple’s unicorn.
Weird way of looking for a threesome with another threesome but okay.
“Come with us!”
I’m willing to go to church on her, not interested in the guy though
As long as you only soak it, he won’t be able to object.
Give him a chance. He just wants to watch.
Fine by me, I’ll teach him a few things like finding the clitoris
OK but that’s not her name.
They both have different right and left hand. It’s creepy as fuck.
what
look how her right wrist is unnaturally curved to hold him and the proportions where their arms are if they are the same length ? It’s photoshop.
That’s how wrists work. It’s just a picture of 2 people holding each other.
Put your wrist in this angle and see how pleasant it is.
I get AI vibes tbh. This may just a fake account for comedy.
The meme is at least 4 years old. It’s not AI. Obviously it’s a joke account https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/qkkshh/becca_and_spencer_into_that_holey_tinder_scene/
Nah. They’re shopping for a third.
Nah, they’re Mormons. They’re actually this crazy
More specifically, a handmaid.
…may the lord open
What type of… handjobs?
It’s not a sin if you keep your grip still while a third bounces on the bed.
The classic Provo soak+jump hump
The kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband’s children.
Would. Both of them.
“Come with us”
The only correct response
If I saw this in the wild, I’d immediately hire the most attractive single person I could find to reply to this ad, go to church with them, and low-key try to have sex with either/both of them on the side
I’ve found Bible Satan.
If that’s me, I hope it pays better than my current job…
Spencer definitely wants to film his wife being nailed by another man
Maybe Spencer wants her to film him getting the nailing
hey bi switch vers people exist yannow
He wants to be the one to jump on the bed.
We can only assume that if soaking isn’t premarital sex, then it can’t be extramarital sex either.
Good for Spencer.
Don’t we all?
I’ll go to your church, you come to my orgy. Fair is fair, right?
Imagine the uproar if you went to a church and said “you’re so prudish, you need to fuck more, come to Tinder.”
Joseph Smith: “No need to make them exclusive.”
Oh sweet summer child.
The church IS the orgy. Now here, have some Kool aid, we’re going to see the face of God together.
I’d love an orgy, but not with little boys.
I’ll pass.
Liar, this is Flavor Aid.
What is it with Mormons and the name Becca? If I count all the Mormon Beccas I’ve met, then counted this girl, she wouldn’t even be on counted on my hands.
Rebecca is a beautiful name IMO, but it’s jewish (like etymologically) right?
Yeah, it’s from the Torah or Old Testament and is the name of Isaac’s wife. The name itself comes from the Hebrew for “to tie firmly” or “to bind.”
The name itself comes from the Hebrew for “to tie firmly” or “to bind.”
That explains a lot about the Rebecca I used to know.
*this is a real offer to cum with us!!
With Jesus’ little extra
