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minus-squareDeflated0ne@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up172·1 day agoNah. They’re shopping for a third.
minus-squareRedAggroBest@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·22 hours agoNah, they’re Mormons. They’re actually this crazy
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up81arrow-down1·1 day agoMore specifically, a handmaid.
minus-squaresupercriticalcheese@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20arrow-down1·1 day agoWhat type of… handjobs?
minus-squareZeffSyde@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·15 hours agoIt’s not a sin if you keep your grip still while a third bounces on the bed.
minus-squarehovercat@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·9 hours agoThe classic Provo soak+jump hump
minus-squareRemember_the_tooth@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42arrow-down1·1 day agoThe kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband’s children.
Nah. They’re shopping for a third.
Nah, they’re Mormons. They’re actually this crazy
More specifically, a handmaid.
…may the lord open
Blessed be the fruit.
What type of… handjobs?
It’s not a sin if you keep your grip still while a third bounces on the bed.
The classic Provo soak+jump hump
The kind of jobs where you use your hands to do all of their housework for them for free while bearing the husband’s children.