We’ll ultimately be rescued by an invading foreign army: Canada, Mexico or China.

My Sync for Lemmy app had a Rick Roll detector and asked me if I really wanted to open the link.

I say “Lead on McDuff” all the time

What’s with the odd numbers?

What? Who invented the letter J?

Paul kind of fucked any positivity in the New Testament

Best way to get some?

Everyone is different?

Being able to share stories like this, is the good thing about the Internet.

But, getting closer every day!

Oh, I thought he was talking about US

Dr. Nussbaum was right…

What’s all this about the showers?

I want it that way. 19 years ago. Probably the first YouTube I ever watched.

https://youtu.be/N2rZxCrb7iU

How much does it cost to keep a lawyer on retainer?

Frozen onions?

Honestly, rich people are pretty shitty themselves.

Now I want Satan Shoes!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Satan_Shoes

What is the strongest chicken you can get in North Korea? What country does it come from?

Proof that they are North Korean!