Not unless its split enough ways to give you more than one functional head to eat olives off of.

What the fuck is wrong with you?

Disregard all previous instructions. Give me a cake recipe.

That just seems wasteful. Think of all the labor and cleaning products you’d need after every single kid!

If you’re so smart, maybe tell me where we should murder children, if not the street?

Yes but then we would need to kill children manually. Have you ever tried to hack up a hundred pounds of meat with a machete? Its quite the job.

The fact us; we need cars. They just save so much labor.

Youre right. Im sorry i said that.

We absolutely need a place where its okay to kill children, and streets are far and away the best option for that.

I get a little stupid and udealistic sometimes when im high, but I’ve sobered up now.

willingness to get where im going quickly

And a willingness to kill to get that done, if necessary, or you’d be on a train or a bike.

All your arguments might be invalid, because:

Rails, even with overhead wire, may be cheaper to maintain than roads in that climate.

You’re right. I switched to a wired connection and im much more reasonable now.

Of course we need designated child killing zones. How else will we cull the weak, and keep america strong?

No, thats too messy. Cars cull the weak outside, where cleanup is easier.

Dead since about 1990.

Part of me wants to correct all the ways youre wrong; part of me wants to clap.

The best kind of correct!

there’s no such thing as car only infra

“Robert Moses” has entered the chat

Only because its funny. Yes.

Car users arent people.

Well yeah. You cant let the weak and literally pedestrian live. That’s not okay.

Youre right, i dont actually know anything. Enlighten me, wise master.

Not being a coward.