BougieBirdie

If you’re clumsy, you might be described as all thumbs.

Unless you’re clumsy enough to get into a thumb-separating accident, then I guess you’re no thumbs

“Breakfast is the most important meal of the day” is a message made popular - perhaps totally unsurprisingly - by people who sell breakfast foods

Whichever meal you ate when you were hungry was probably the most important meal

I, too, yearn for the unattainable

I’d be scared too if I had to come back to work after being a victim in a hit-and-run

Satan’s not kidding around