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That’s not true, you can be legally deaf and still be able to hear (a bit), just like you can be legally blind and still be able to see (a bit)

This is a Demetri Martin joke

This post reads like someone took a bunch of Adderall and went through Wikipedia for hours but didn’t actually understand anything they read. Drink some water and get some sleep, bud.