That octopus was 1 year away from pawning all their handhelds and then regretting it their entire life: the core gamer experience

Thank you for welcoming me to your domain, Coned Ones. Blessings upon your lineage and upon thy holdings

Hey.

That creature is way cuter than me, don’t do him like that

Weak skeleton BITCH. drink more cow titty juice to make strong adamantium bones. My Skeleton will go forth and conquer the world when I die. Your days are numbered.

Wait is that what military bodies look like now? …Maybe I’m not so bad

His face had kind of shaped into handsome squidward over the years

Wow, that actually sounds sick. Gonna see if I can find translations to read

Is this Jojo?

Perfectly executed, though. That was an attack on my soul 😂

Oh, hey @[email protected] we got some arm crossage here! Don’t you try to Mandela-effect me

Bro it was only six years ago

*before your husband murdered you

That is hilarious. Like the emphasis on how the entertainment hinges on her being white

It’s gotta be like an art vs sadism thing right?

It’s also “My Dad can beat up your Dad”

Yeah well my Dad is ex military and helps the police fight human trafficking. But not like in a open the borders and make citizenship more attainable kind of way.

I thought this was a shitpost. What?

Falling/crashing drunks actually give mild credence to this theory

Honestly fuck them both. This has been such a weird fixation for them

Probably because treating politics like wrestling is how we got in this shit show, especially because peeps tend to overlook these personality’s baggage just because they can deliver sick owns to the enemy.

But you’re right. This shit is so far gone from reasonable reality that it probably doesn’t matter anymore