“I have never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.”

–Abraham Lincoln

The purchase price was historically low due to the libelous accusations of acetaminophen causing autism.

Investing in corruption pays off bigly when Republicans manage to ooze their way into office.

The purchase price was historically low due to the libelous accusations of acetaminophen causing autism.

Investing in corruption pays off bigly when Republicans manage to ooze their way into office.

At current exchange rates, 50oz of gold would sell for $201,050. It would be a good down payment on a starter home, but less than half the total cost of ownership.

You’d think that starfleet would realize that $100,000 in 2025 won’t even buy an old busted house in the middle of nowhere, let alone someplace that’s actually secure.

Open a bed linens and stage effects shop in that town that sells sheets, mirrors, smoke machines, and projectors.

frosted macro-wheats

ICE was driving the truck. Creating this headline is the purpose.

Same.

For example, the city’s library is totally off limits because there’s no way to get there because there’s no place to park.

Even so, I’d still like to convert the on-street parking into bike lanes and mandate adequate off-street parking as a prerequisite for new building permits.

OPEC (+ Russia & USA) hates this one weird trick.

makes you wonder if/how/by who its been used all these years

yeah, the timing is ‘interesting’

The most disappointing part of school is taking a 101 class and making a bunch of deductions based on what you learn, and then taking the 201 and learning that other people had the same ideas first.

I suspect this is incompetence, but once Oracle gets it the enshitification will be due to malice.

Yeah, not sure if its badly configured AI, or an employee not getting paid enough to care.

I wonder if their staff have a ticket quota system that lacks oversight of whether or not the ticket’s support needs were actually addressed before it was closed?

Are you suggesting that golf balls migrate?

eating a what?

Born of contraband smuggling?

mfw Bezos wants to build Mikoshi