One of the best I still somehow remember vaguely:
Down to 1v1, happens while T is planting. He pulls knife, bangs it on stuff. CT pulls knife, runs in.
They dance in the zone, and T just dodges and gets close and dodges and gets close and milks time till the bomb won. So good.
Blood Gulch, obviously
We tried ghosts, but they’re so much harder to tip it didn’t really work. Though the matches where someone tried a ghost vs warthog were usually pretty good.
get murked. ghost back out to your old hog, get yeeted, lure the opponent into the trap in the cave, heave a well placed grenade, and steal his hog. Murder the fuck for his troubles
Also so good from back in the day it got turned into a forced standard on some servers: Down to 1V1 in CS? Knife fight about it
So fucking good. sometimes the bomb won. sometimes one guy was an asshole and shot the other guy
This sounds great
Jesus christ
Demolition Derby in Halo.
No shooting, you get in the Hog and wreck the other fucker out of their rig, then run them over. Frag grenades sometimes legal, depending on who you were playing with.
Played a 4 player variant where the passenger got a rocket launcher-no gunner
Why does everyone in the US card everyone over something ostensibly about age?
It’s never been about age.
I’ve seen a seventy year old man with a foot long white beard get carded and refused, while he was stone cold sober.
Do you think he can’t handle his liquor? He’s seventy. He knows what it does.
There’s a lot of bars/restaurants that do.
I have literally been refused service because the only ID I had is a passport, and those barcodes wouldn’t scan into their system.
It’s Papers, please, and it’s fucking bullshit
I’m 1000% against this age verification bullshit, not only because of the privacy and data reasons, but also because getting carded in a bar or at a store is also bullshit.
It Is Papers, please.
It’s Never a question of if you’re old enough, it’s a question of “Do I think you’re human enough?”
And more often than is reasonable, the answer is no, they don’t think you’re a person, who should be able to spend their money as they like.
My god… How do blind people pick up their dogs poop?
We ah, we educate the populace to All be morons. It’s better for capital that way, see
r/im14andthisisdeep
Which is really everything the meathead ever says.
I think that ‘earth is a sandwich’ speech has specifically caused more harm to the environment than nuclear fucking weapons
Go buy a physical copy of the Joy of Cooking
Two things can be true at once
semantic saturation before you’re done saying it
have you ever heard of this neat concept, called freedom?
Travel can be done cheap. Don’t go to the exorbitantly expensive shitty fake ass resort where you get food poisoning.
Go be real, in the real world.
Why is europe the only place you’re considering travel to? It’s a big world out there
There are other methods than direct flights
And just for the record, passenger in a warthog was my FAVORITE position in the truck. In Halo 1.
Sure, it’s less effective, but it’s way more accurate. Actually feels like riding shotgun, where you can’t see everything, and you sure as shit don’t have a stable firing platform. Super fun. In game.
The number of of times the passenger with the rocket launcher murked our own damn selves was… More than one. lol
Did you know, you can basically feed the warthog rocket fuel? Unfortunately, the speed boost usually kills the occupants