I don’t even smoke, but fuck you.

I did, and you have no life experience if you think race doesn’t play into it

Where’s the video?

It’s not a diagnosis, it’s detecting metabolites produced by cancerous cells.

A diagnosis is determining exactly what cancer it is, and how bad it is.

Early detection like this is fucking awesome though. If it works and becomes available, I’ll be getting a regular screening. Lord only knows how many carcinogenic substances I’ve been exposed to

I’m pissed on her behalf!

Need documentation over 28 weeks, kay, sure, that’s stupid bullshit on its own, but whatevs.

But she’s not. And then they fucking wheedle her.

Fuck off. 24 weeks. Conversation over. Shut the fuck up and do your job.

Literally over ten years ago, they wanted a photo of my government ID.

Haven’t had an account since

So, the articles are old, but chlorin e6 mixed with insulin and DMSO in saline gives a temporary boost to nightvision.

Sounds fucking awesome, and the ingredients all seem fairly easy to acquire. No commercial product, but why would there be?

Ah yes, ask a bullshit machine, that will certainly answer your questions

Oh no, I called a place billing themselves as pc/linux/security specialists, the guy refused, and then tried to get me to buy his IP cameras. Which I’m not opposed to swapping the control box out, but I am not in the slightest interested in replacing the cameras. They’re good cams.

As for why not do it myself, I am not computer competent to the level of having any idea where to begin. But y’all motherfuckers get doom to run on microwaves and shit these days, so I was hoping someone would be like, ‘oh, probably not that hard’. Merp

Ah, this is all above my pay grade. Which is why I’m looking for someone else to help.

I get that from searches on ddg, no vpn.

RDX still works, it the only way I can search reddit now

Ahh… fried eggs and bacon, a pretty standard breakfast dish in the US… ahh… kinda requires eggs. The bread is usually subpar, but is also made with eggs.

What can I say? The US loves murdering the undeveloped

It’s not breakfast without an egg.

Cultural thing, sure.

But the pancakes/waffles/cake/bread of any fluffy sort take eggs to make, and in the morning the best thing to tie your leftovers across the starch is an egg. Fried, poached, what have you.

And sure, there’s substitutes. But I didn’t grow up with those, and it ain’t breakfast without an egg.

Christ, you’d think

These things will make people more complacent and lazy, and will absolutely lead to worse drivers and more collisions

Oh you sweet summer child

Realizing the US Army is the most socialist institution I’ve ever encountered didn’t happen till years after I was out, lol

You want school? Get it! You want food? Get it! You want clothes? You already fucking got em

This is exactly what I would want a compulsory service to look like.

Fuck the military, let’s build bridges and houses and schools, and cafeterias, and farms, and staff them. Roads and hospitals.

Nobody ever needed to make a fucking bomb

Man, I once woke up and couldn’t figure out why my coffee was total shit one morning.

Turns out, the clearly stated HALF AND HALF I bought the day before was the fat-free version.

The label was exactly as different as the pic. Same color, same logo, fine print in a color that made it look like a bullshit swirly design along the edge of the color box below the title of the product saying fat free

HALF AND HALF HAS TO HAVE FAT OR IT ISNT FUCKING HALF AND HALF. You gonna fuckin whip non-fat half and half? Hell no you’re not, the shit that makes it whip ain’t in there

The company is counting on you mistaking the garbage product that is most likely some form of repurposed industrial waste and nearly free for them to produce, for the thing you’re actually looking for. I mean Christ, invert the colors. Grab a different clipart. Any fucking goon with an iphone could edit those labels enough to be easily distinguishable in 15 seconds, counting the time the thing takes to ‘airdrop’ it

It really is dead, isn’t it?