I love PZ. It’s hands down the best zombie apocalypse simulator around. The sheer breadth of things you can do in the game seems to never end. Add in mods and it’s easy to rack up thousands of hours play time.

They’re alright. Unless the cook behind the counter is covered in tattoos. Or Mexican. Then its the best food you’ve ever had.

This, unfortunately, is the Truth of the situation.

Yeah, I mean, you don’t have to eat the entire pan. But why wouldn’t you? It’s right there and it’s brownies.

• Charge they phone

• Eat hot chip

• Lie

The one obituary I look forward to every single day. C’mon lil blood vessel, you can do it!

The only negative I’ve found is that, sometimes, like when in large buildings with metal roofs, my phone will have no signal at all while my wife’s T-Mobile phone does have a couple bars. This is across multiple phones for both her and I. Other than that, I am a fan. Paying for a year at a time is nice.