During the Biden admin, Calibri was the default font that shipped with office. Now it is Aptos.

Government employees had small window where they didn’t need to change the stupid fonts in office. Now they have that stupid busy work all over again.

This is omega level bureaucracy.

That’s a lot of nickels

Illustration isn’t decrepit enough

What did they mean by this?

The people who are currently in charge of the Dept of Ed want to dismantle it, and they’re mocking the department they inherited last year.

But the tweet doesn’t really come across that way… probably because the Dept of Ed is run by a total moron.

This guy bangs so many cops

One kernel

As will all of these gig jobs, the pay only ever goes down over time.

Using the phrase “nuclear option” metaphorically is pretty dumb when we’re talking about a war where parties have threatened to use actual nuclear weapons.

I bet this horse loves corn.

Evangelicals after the rapture:

“You know what would make heaven even better… Limp Bizkit”

Corn, dawgs

That’s why I open carry at family gatherings. I don’t need to be nice to my extended family as long as they know I’m strapped.

Although he’s pretty pissed that he didn’t change parties.

Fun fact, they actually making long furbies now.

Make here Queen

Ok. Here is now Queen.

What about over there?

Sounds like you were in n out

Under Trump & RFKs leadership, yes.

It represents sweetheart event promotion and hosting accommodations.

I mean, we all know that citizen journalists on social media are becoming the major news source for people. The problem is about how you control the low quality information from a masses of people who don’t talk to experts and only share sensational stories that may or may not be true.