Which is wildly ironic because billionaires don’t actually work.

He probably listens to his horrible speeches on a loop.

Dumbest motherfucker of all time.

Eliminate the need to sleep.

This would be the beginning and end of her career if it wasn’t for Fox “news”. She’s writing her resume every day she gets up and lies on camera.

They do wear hoods

Billionaires also like to pretend they work hard, and actually do anything for themselves.

A deal with fast food would make people money so it’s very possible.

They threw a dart at a globe and that’s where it landed.

The only justice would be to fire and jail all healthcare CEOs and, reform the industry. Luigi has killed far less people than the average CEO.

Oh no! What will men in loveless marriages do?

His heart will give out before he sees any consequences unfortunately.

Qualifications are too “woke”. Fuck Republicans.