Not even the Blue Ridge Mountains or the Shenandoah River?

I think there are plenty that are also genuinely just incapable of basic critical thinking, either from a lack of or failure of education, or some other issues. Not that that should serve as an excuse or justification for their horrendous beliefs.

I love that the bikini bottom’s employment market is so bad that Squidward’s only options were Krusty Krab or starve

Obviously, they wouldn’t keep them in the base everyone knows about

Back in 2022 we voted to increase the minimum wage from $9 to $15 by going up $1.50 a year for four years. So the first of the year the minimum wage became $15 an hour. This law was passed by the Senate, so we did not vote on it.

Side note: The minomum wage for tipped employees is still only $2.13 an hour plus wage compensation

Pro athletes weren’t (officially) allowed to compete in the Olympics until 1988

Shit I forgot about that.

I’m sure that’s the idea

Eyewitness testimony isn’t that accurate at all is it? The mind is frighteningly good at fucking up our own memories…

Yeah so I’m gonna have to kill you

Me when there’s blizzard conditions outside and three people have died but Taco Bell is still open

It’s me guys

You win some you lose some /s

To be honest I didn’t know there were any journalists left there after the whole presidential endorsement thing

Don’t give them any ideas

Well done spaghetti is not a phrase i thought I would ever hear

Dude I’d be a stay at home dad if my wife was making 70k a year

I mean I would rather hear “Not another Penny” for ICE." But this is good too I guess

Oddly threatening