I don’t think so. My grandpa was just a slow and messy eater, so he’d take his food to eat in the living room. He always said that he could eat a peach for hours.

Because he’s a misogynist who uncritically repeats white nationalist talking points when he has them on his show to preach about how the demon-rats are communists funded by George Soros?

Right-wingers really think everyone is as dumb as they are.

I guess China is a Republic for the People then, huh? You know, since it’s in the name? LMAO what a tool. Reactionaries are all a bunch of lying, degenerate assholes who want to make their fantasy life a reality.

Read a book.

Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

I’m sure one of these days conservatives will vote for the (D). We just have to keep trying to meet them in the middle for another thirty years! Let’s try putting one of the Cheneys on the ballot next time.

Now whose rights are we gonna sacrifice first? I vote old people’s.

I’ll be so happy when the “it’s just a prank” style humor dies.

Maybe I’m just too square to understand what’s funny about yelling “Zohran Mamdani hates Asian people!!”

Make sure that it has a flared base, and always ask for consent.

Get the fuck out of here “illegals don’t have rights.” What kind of person says that other than a psycho?

Jesus, you bootlickers are sickos.

You mean the guy who is all over the Epstein files because he raped teenagers?

Go on about how other people are deluded about the guy.

With a mouth that small? Does he unhinge his jaw or something?

Lemmy should be capitalized since it’s a proper noun.

You just rejected the scientific discourse. We’re done.

If you think that very patient explanation was insulting, maybe science isn’t the field for you.

Any time a layperson starts talking about quantum theory it raises lots of red flags. It’s fascinating how common it is for people who have basically no education on the subject to think they’ve cracked some of the most complicated questions humanity has faced.

I think it’s largely a way to use the trappings of science to justify magical thinking.

Oh, I’m sure that you write those prompts super artistically. I wasn’t intending to gatekeep.

I don’t get the joke. Is it that the person on the right thinks they’re an artist?

Thanks! This wasn’t implemented when I got my phone, but it looks like they added it a couple years later. I never looked after the option wasn’t initially there.

I always keep at least one notification so I don’t have to see that stupid format on my lock screen.

Who gives a fuck?

“Honey, I’m bummed because I didn’t get to shoot a dog today. Time for your beating.”