They can be archived without being playable

You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger darling.

Imagine an archive for unreadable books, unwatchable films, and unplayable games too!

How about Elric of Melniboné?

How many more Targaryens and Geralts must we endure before this is adapted?

Yes a surprisingly fun and satisfying adventure. It really made me wish there was a video game in The Congregation setting.

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Squidward, his lawnchair folded

Theirs is a culture rich in exaggeration. They even exaggerated a tendency toward honesty into a full blown racial stereotype.

Those two, plus voy year of hell, plus ent twilight for maximum “live a whole life of pain for no reason”👌

Ahh gotcha thanks for explaining, I’m sure I saw their posts in my feed then.

Fare thee well internet stranger 🍻

Sorry I’m still new here, I can’t decode this meme. One of the mods is no longer active?

an impromptu thread concerning beans

I will see my dream come alive at last 🎵

I will touch the beans 🎶

And after he beans back out:

Lord! It’s a miracle! Man up and vanished like a fart in the wind!

#8: the real me

#9: the daily performance

Throughout several episodes in the first two seasons of Enterprise, the Suliban draw Captain Archer into the Temporal Cold War. That sounds cool, but the execution of the Suilban falls flat, starting with their design. They look like they’re covered in cheap green foam, giving them an unsettling texture that reads cheaper than even the aliens of the original series.

Look how they massacred my boy

At least the Suliban villain, Silik, was pretty cool. Sometimes an enemy, sometimes a friend, always throwing shade 👌

I am mildly annoyed when an action scene essentially pauses so the heroes can have a small dialog scene.

I always find myself wondering: isn’t that bad guy, hull breach, detonation timer etc still there?

When Monday-me tries to remember what Friday-me did

The schadenfreude here is delicious, alas the perils of being such a vehemently player-hostile game publisher 😂

Imagine you could sell $39.99 shovelware to almost every single kid that watches Jimmy Neutron, because you’re gonna drown that show in ads for it.

The child then grinds down the parents’ resolve and the money is eventually spent.

I totally didn’t witness this first hand when sculpting feces into nickelodeon-shaped games.

They had me for a hot second because I saw Into The Breach on the app store 🤩

But you can’t even run the game without logging in to a Netflix account 🤮

I mean I had one, but fuck that noise I’m not cosigning on that bullshit 😤

Nothing augurs success like hearing about the “incredible talent” that just went to “other teams at EA” 🙃

The original ending was a very “that’s it?” moment.

The actually added a new game-over condition, by allowing you to just shoot the annoying reaper child, to quell the frustrations people felt.

Even in the remaster is still feels like a choice between red, blue, or green color endings.

RIP Marauder Shields, the true final boss of ME3 🙏