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Cake day: March 7th, 2026

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  • Out-crazy the crazy does seem to be an effective strategy. Your sinuses are NOT going to be happy with you though.

    On that note, if you’ve ever puked and got any of that acid up your nose, you know how absolutely horrible that feels: you’ll be pleased to know that you can almost completely block it from happening if you simply pinch your nose shut as the puke comes streaming out. By capping off the pressure at your nostrils, no fluid, be it air, snot, or stomach acid, will be able to travel from your oropharynx to your nasopharynx – you basically wall off the blue zone:

    Downside being that you gotta actually remember this trick as your guts are about to spill, which isn’t really a great time to call back on little lifehacks from the internet. If you happen to recall it in the stages leading up to go-time though, you’re golden.

    Also be careful not to gasp for air between streams of vomit, or you might inhale some. You don’t want stomach acid in your air way! Controlled, slow breaths.



  • Nurse here. I’ve wiped a cumulative mile or two of stranger ass crack, so… I know a thing or two about poop.

    The answer is:

    If everything’s working normally, your bowels will reabsorb water until it becomes solid. They’re really good at reabsorbing water.

    If everything’s working normally.

    If you’ve got the Hershe’s squirts, things are not working normally. So… you’ll probably just shit your pants.

    *snaps glove*

    Now spread em.






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    That was my thought too. Nirvana pops up on my playlists fairly regularly, but I doubt I could have listed 3 of their songs and I grew up with that shit. Reading your post was a few iterations of “Oh yeah, that’s what that song is called!”

    Gimme the hum test any day though!


  • A nod to my parents on this one: up until age 12 or so, it was just mattress, fitted sheet, and sleeping bag.

    Mom even sewed little straps to the non-zipper side of the sleeping bag, which secured to the bedframe: kept my dumb ass from rolling out of bed without needing to screw around with rails.

    Make the bed? Just pull the corner on the foot and head opposite the straps. 2 seconds, perfectly flat.

    Eventually I switched to normal sheets and such cuz in my brain, sleeping bags were for kids!! …aka, the parents tricked me into wanting to make the bed cuz I’m a big boi, see?!

    Well played mom and dad. 10/10