Phenomephrene

I’m going to take a slightly broader view and suggest “ActivityPubCrawl”.

Unless that’s already a thing that I don’t know about?

It would be very on-brand, and probably entertaining, if these two send absolute bottom dollar lawyers to represent their case.

Yep, this one is immediately and firmly in the never column.

Let’s try to be fair here. He’s at least worth the cost of incarceration for as many years as he has left.

I think it’s neat that they updated his software to be able to interpret slang abstractions. Well on his way to being indistinguishable from an actual human.