At this point I’m pretending that the game hasn’t even been announced yet.

I admit I bought an XBOX 360 for GTA V so I wouldn’t have to wait for PC, but TBF you could get a used 360 for about $60 because the next gen was just around the corner. I’m not seeing any PS5s selling for sntjerre near that cheap, so I won’t be playing GTA VI until it releases on PC this time around.

Reminds me of my favorite quote from a bad Bond film (and a good N64 game), The World is not Enough: “Whats the point of living if you can’t feel alive?”

Is he okay? Little guy looks fucked up.

Then what’s the fucking problem? Just buy more RAM.

Wasn’t Game Pass like $6/mo on PC not too long ago? Who’s paying $20 for this crap? The game selection isn’t even that good.

Yup.

Well luckily you’re on the right generation of Intel that allows you to use DDR4. It’ll probably be cheaper to buy a new motherboard than it would be to buy DDR5

The mid 90s, LONG after digital clocks were already ubiquitous.

I’m a millennial and I was taught how to read a clock in 2nd grade. Are they not teaching this basic skill anymore?

Agreed. I really enjoy Windows 11’s HDR implementation. Never has it been more simple to get HDR working properly.

Because I don’t want to stand up with shit still sticking to my cheeks. I flush immediately to minimize the smell.

People who haven’t seen that video of a toilet flushing under just the right lighting, where you can see the water splattering everywhere. That’s who.

It’s the reason why I always hop in the shower and wash my ass with soap after a shit, cause not even a bidet will clean up that mess. Ever wonder why your ass cheeks feel wet after a multi-flusher? Cause they are.

Active DJ, music production, and car communities. And more niche communities in general so I don’t have to keep using reddit.

Yeah seriously, I thought that cursors didn’t show in screenshots.

Also, why is there a cursor in a Tweet? Did they turn on caret browsing or just hit F7 by mistake?

How long did it take to find a decent therapist? I’ve been trying for 15 years to no avail because the soft-spoken personality they all seem to have doesn’t work for me. I need someone who is willing to get loud, call me out on my bullshit and put me in my place, but unfortunately most therapists seem like they’re afraid of offending me. It’s annoying.

Held a job for more than 6 months because after 23 years in the workforce I finally found one where the pay is equal for the level of work I do, which is next to nothing on both fronts. ($20/hr)

So while I still can’t afford groceries, at least I’m not busting my ass while being poor at the same time anymore. All I do at my job is sit in front of a computer, take screenshots and then upload them, so now I’m just poor.

Sundae*

“Mr. Moneybags”? LMAO I can easily name 5 excellent, reliable sports cars you can use as a daily driver for under $10K:

1. Nissan 350Z/Infiniti G35
2. Mazda Miata
3. Genesis Coupe
4. Civic Si
5. VW GTI

What bothers me more is the crappy placement of these dialog bubbles. The order of them makes you read Kirk’s dialog first.

But milkshakes are better when they’re thin and runny, because it makes it a lot easier to drink them through a straw. Now I know why Dairy Queen does that but I don’t understand why anyone would want a thick milkshake. I want to be able to drink mine, not eat it with a spoon.