my favorite part of 2002 was all the “never forgetti september eletti” while ALSO everyone was frantically airbrushing the twin towers out of movie posters to not make people remember

but the kid is not my son

The ocean is a soup.

I never did acid and I’m still a worthless sack of shit so maybe the acid has nothing to do with anything.

The economy will survive if businesses aren’t open for a day or two in places the weather is angry

Yes it can.

This is exactly what you should say to someone with a lot of plants.

Calamity

Da ba de da ba di

Haiku

Inshallah we see the fall of the entire anglosphere in our lifetimes.

What if someone made the hytale of terraria?