As if it’s legal in his home state…

I still have to parent but I’m not going to work. I actually kind of like it when my kids and I are all sick at the same time because we all just lie down together and watch cartoons or play video games.

Is that popeye

I’m Canadian, so not American, but for me it’s because I don’t have the same grandparent support my parents had. We had to move far away to be able to afford a place to live and now we have no help. My siblings and I practically lived at our grandparents’ houses, and so did all of our cousins. I hear a lot about how uninvolved grandparents are lately, whether by choice or by practicality (the distance, for us).

Personally, I love chatty extroverts. They just talk at me and I get to sit there in silence and daydream. They don’t care if you’re listening.

Fried plantains are too good. Delicious potato bananas.

As a Canadian, I love that your conservative leader also lost his seat!

I still have my CRT for retro games and it’s in the basement. We are moving soon and my husband is so annoyed with me for still having this thing.

I love misgendering them.

Oh man have you tried toasting burritos in a pan after you wrap them? It seals them shut and they get so nice and crispy. One of my favourite foods. You’re making me hungry…

I once found a chewed up disposable razor handle. The head was missing.

(I found it later, not inside my dog.)

Why is it always romaine specifically

So much has happened but the second someone asks me that question, my memory gets erased.

Well, my family is the target audience for this. Guess we have something new to watch today after school.

I love pickles in tuna salad. I need to try pickled hot peppers! Sounds so good.

You should be fine just leaving out the syrup. There is plenty of food for the yeast in the flour itself. You might want to add a bit more milk or water if the dough comes out a little dry.

We still have plenty of eggs in Canada. Is this why Trump is threatening us

I don’t really agree, but it will piss off “alpha” guys if this catches on sooooo

We don’t play Monopoly with our mom anymore.

Seriously why is it so addicting