All you know about me is what I’ve sold ya, dumb fuck

I sold out long before you’d ever even heard my name

• Some sell out band.

Today I woke up and my penis was inside of a double quarter pounder with cheese.

It was warmer and felt much nicer than Melania.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Obviously after the first couple times he would build up a tolerance.

Why did he start signing his truths with thank you for your attention to this matter?

Harris would have been worse I bet she would have nuked Iran.

Don’t be a homophobe Tony.

I’m just glad to be noticed too.

It’s a pigeon.

Are you flirting with me?

The colder it is the less you can taste it.

That’s really cool!

It’s interesting to note that Biden didn’t bomb Iran.

“I’m out the country,” Brown wrote “Ain’t no more child support, tell your mama get a job.”

At least he still has a sense of humor.

I find it’s a little fishy.

Fucking shifty Canadians.

That’s a lot of comic books.

What’s the value of a collection like that?

What’s your coke policy around here?

She seems fun.

They just ate pudding.

I love the smell of napalm in the morning