Who doesn’t want to live in a libertarian company city where the police work for the boss?

It’s the least we can do for America’s Job Creators. After all, they gave us the Gig Economy, so we can work just as hard as God will allow, and become billionaires ourselves!

And yes, it was snark.

"As part of your onboarding process, we’re just going to implant your Company ID. That way, for your safety, we’ll always know where you are. If you hear a buzzing sound, that means return to the office immediately. Reduced work speed will produce a mild reminder shock.

“Welcome to the Corporation.”

In my burb, workers have to race to the bus, in order to get their bikes into one of two racks.

And what does the article say? Eating soup isn’t manly? WTF? I’d like to hear his rationale for that one, but I’d probably lose a couple of IQ points reading it.

With a manly helping hand, they beat each other’s hard problems.

His Grindr nickname is probably “FatherBottom.”

It’s a hoot. These Ultra Incels think the Orthodox Church is going to hand them a submissive woman. Sounds like their new church is a sausage fest up in there.

Fascism requires war. The US will go to war, in the Middle East, in China, or helping Putin ruin Ukraine. These will be the kind of war you can’t do on the cheap. There will be a draft. Hopefully, a lot of MAGAs will see their sons/grandsons hauled off to Basic.

Destroying life on earth to own the libs!

Where is P. Barnes when you really need him?

This dude probably tried to cash in his Trump Dollars at his corner bank.

Pope: “I’m only laughing my ass off at your natural person, not your legal person!”"

Face eating leopards gotta eat too.

CHRISTIAN “democracy.” The sword and the sermon.

And a plurality of the nation still think he’s a brilliant, capable business wizard?

Not just sad but #FuckingSad

This is a test case. There are some deep Christofascist pockets behind her.

FAFO, Bro.

Your first shipment of I Don’t Give A Fuck is arriving soon.

But of course. Everyone knows space is for the private sector, as a playground for billionaires and a place for them to exploit for mining.

I’m autistic. We have problems of our own, we don’t want him.