Eat the same breakfast every day until I’m sick of it, and then the next day it’s back again

Give her a promotion and a raise, on the condition she hands in a box of little sandwiches every week as her KPI

“Fresh Sparrow Flavour” on the bag: cat gives it five stars, owner returns it on the spot

Your washing machine has gone zen. Inner warmth only.

Next time I’ll just roll a die to decide who does the laundry.