So what? Most books sit on shelves unread until they are recycled by Half Priced Books. Might as well use them until they fall apart instead of display them to look smart.

Chicken soup for the soul, not the organs.

They ignored a load of other really massive crimes from Trump’s first administration—why would they have gone after him for this one?

This is not very well thought out. People survive accidents all the time, far more than they die from them. It is confirmation bias that makes you feel like it is easy to die from one because people only focus on the bad ones. Normal injuries and close calls fly under the radar.

Go on, kiss the fish!

America takes over America to ensure it is run by Americans.

This is correct. RSTLNE. Real wheeler’s know what I’m talkin’ about.

We aren’t really cool with that though, people tend to write a longer personal note inside those cards.

He won’t be able to run due to the poop shoes.

The better question is why would they?

Step one, poop in a paper bag.
Step two, light the bag on fire.
Step three, laugh at Preacher Poop Shoes.

Happy cake day to my favorite cum fart.

There’s Hoffman music forum. Private torrent sites have great forums for different genre’s of art. There are forums for writers, queer people, furries, and almost every other subculture out there.

Whachutalkin’ about, Willis?

Tots and pears, indeed.

I guess some thrills are an acquired taste only conferred on a privileged few…and furries.

So does your girlfriend, ayoooo! /s

Saying “long voting history of the state” is a gross misunderstanding of Texas. Every major city here votes blue. We are so heavily gerrymandered that we get screwed every election. Texas is a sleeper swing state. I know because I live here.

Too late, she saw distro on your collar.

You are a real asshole if you think anyone deserves to have their children drown to death.

Center left? Center left??? How about full blown leftist socialist, because nothing less will do.