This one’s easy.

Trump is happy in the top one because he’s the only narcissist in the room.

Trump is unhappy in the bottom one because Elon is another malignant narcissist, who is stealing Trump’s spotlight.

This necklace is a warning sign that says “Do not have sex with this person.”

Im here, and excruciatingly human.

“It’s the only thing that makes me feel significant in a society that I struggle to understand” - Large truck owners (if they were literate)

Trump kicks Ukraine because he’s a Russian asset and that’s what Putin has ordered.

Down voted for being esoteric.

“Alexa, from now on, call me ‘Big Dick Daddy from Cincinnati’.”

This is an “I still live in my mom’s basement” comment.

This right here. It’s not that people don’t want kids. It’s that they’re at their breaking point already.

I got banned from the “Name My Cat” thread because I CONTEND that all cats should be named Dickface.

SEE NUMBERS 1 AND 3 ABOVE.

BIDEN IS A TALL WHITE MAN. THAT’S WHY HE WON. THAT’S WHAT IT TAKES TO WIN IN THIS IDIOT INFESTED COUNTY.

1. MAN
2. WHITE
3. TALL

NOTHING ELSE MATTERS.

They did-fucking-not. They stayed home because she’s a woman. Just like they did in 2016. End of fucking story. The rest is just political writers needing clicks to survive.

SHE HAS A VAGINA. THAT’S ALL IT TOOK. DEMOCRATS DIDN’T MISS THE MARK. SHE JUST HAS A VAGINA AND THE GENERAL PUBLIC WONT PUT ANYONE WITH A VAGINA IN THE WHITEHOUSE.

Found another Elon alt account.

I’ve never seen this cartoon, but this dude with the mustache has to be some Xer’s top fantasy.

Hoe.

That’s a tall tree outside to reach all the way up to the 15th floor.

I don’t think Trump would even retaliate if Putin hit the continental U.S. with a missile strike.

1. Why are these obvious assholes labeled?
2. Why doesn’t TCF’s makeup only cover his face, like in real life?