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That’s one way to get mashed potatoes.

C. They’re all one person

heave | ho | heave | ho

The username wasnt enough? ;)

Fattens you.

All they need is a funded ICE to prevent ICE from losing funding ever.

applying for or collecting jobless aid to complete at least five unique work searches per week. Currently, many U.S. states require two to three qualifying work searches per week, while only four states require five. Some states require only one work search activity to qualify for unemployment benefits.

Something, something, small government.

I do, like as a backup or whatever. Here’s my card:

Name: Dr. Stud McMuffin, PhD
Occupation: Body Movin’
Puts Out: 100%
Gives Up: Never
Lets Down: Never
Run Around: Never
Desert You: Never 
Phone: +1 (248) 434-5508

Yall just got lazy with Maine.

Gotta squeeze it in so Dems have something to cancel and make it look like they’re working when they fail to impeach Trump or pass literally anything worthwhile besides slowly chipping away at 6-8 years of Trump.

Try not trying to avoid trying so hard you can’t quit trying.

Mac OS 9 and earlier are not effected. Clear the the be… bes… (cringe) best OS ever.

I would be happy with a squirt guillotine

In the UK, Face Sitting Porn Might Land You in Jail

You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.

Rewards before success. 🇺🇸

If only we all could prep to be off the grid. 😭

I always check account ages. Anything your age is suspiciously part of the problem.

Enjoy the country you definitely fought to make like this.

🚫

But…. Blue wave!?

lol pick one. Fucking amerikkka