Often transparently so. I remember the whole “toy bus” thing he pulled at one point during an interview.
Often transparently so. I remember the whole “toy bus” thing he pulled at one point during an interview.
Seriously, he’d look so much less like a clown if he dropped the bronzer habit and horrendous comb-over that I am certain he does this on purpose to deflect criticism for his actions by drawing all the attention to how he looks. It’s like a diversion tactic, and sadly it’s working.
This is getting dangerously close to no longer being satire. I am still appalled we got here within a year and I shudder to think where things go from here.


Always upvote RATM. If only people actually woke up when they first started yelling at us to Wake Up, we could’ve avoided the current mess.


Holy shit this is hard to read, what a grotesque dystopia the US has become.
I am at a loss for words to describe just how completely fucked this situation is.
I am partially convinced he started the war with Venezuela specifically because he felt slighted by her winning the prize. Just so he can be petty and deny her the reason she was awarded the prize in the first place.