In the 2000’s I interviewed for my dream job at Harvard. The manager and I got along famously, we both thought I was a great fit for the job and they gave me an offer at the interview: It was for literally $30,000 less than I was currently making and since this was the 2000s, I wasn’t making too much to begin with. I literally laughed and walked away. Never again.

You have no idea how short my attention span is lol

This is exactly the kind of game I love to watch others stream, but I know I wouldn’t get through the tutorial.

Does anyone know how fond Caitlyn Jenner is of Texas?

Not to be callous about your situation; but isn’t this the subplot to Bill and Ted’s Excellent Adventure?

Where my check?

I’ll piggy back off your test

Edit: it took 7 hours but I finally got my DM! Woohoo!