Easy make the office procedure private with the child, ask the child what answer that they want told to their parents.

No Jedi tricks as far as I am aware but damn did he figure me out fast.

Him: I can make you orgasm without touching you.

Me: bullshit, prove it

Then he proceeded to prove it and I had the best orgasm of my life; only to discover that was the worst orgasm that I would ever have with him…

It is not going to teach Christianity but to end it.