Excellent, that would have pissed off management but they couldn’t have done anything because it’s correct

Goat Simulator

I’ve started using the Merlin bird app and that’s got me into birds a bit more.

You can use the phone’s mic to record the birdsong and the app will tell you what is about

Maybe it saw your username

Why would they want the technology we have?

I went to Cabo Verde on a whim this year

It’s fucking great!

“Cabo Verde No Stress” does get annoying after a whole though

Went to Sal, I like it how they repurpose everything, check out this beach gym in Santa Maria

I hope it’s as successful as his birthday party

Which songs in particular are you referring to?

Milk was a baad choice

That makes sense, I think I misinterpreted the second paragraph.

Because of the packs of pills being found, they were worried about the flour being contaminated?

You’re implying that the drugs are snuggled in for altruistic reasons, rather than to unwittingly get lots of people hooked on an opioid

You clearly haven’t seen Black Sheep if you think people aren’t harmed by them

In other news, it’s illegal for the kettle to call the pot black

If that’s true that’s fucking low

Nah, no bucky

The one wearing this outside the office?

That fucking eyebrow

Maybe it will be a Scooby Doo moment and Trump will pull a mask off Ali Khamenei and it turns out to be Obama

How long until he changes the US flag to one with his face on?

Like his social media avatar

Only until a day without rain