Oh my god, thank you - apparently I’m aging myself. Yes - we didn’t used to need go through bomb checkpoints.

Also for the record I feel bad about saying idiotic and NPC! That was unnecessarily unkind, even if I found her excruciatingly vapid

Tell me about it. I don’t need this bland-millenial-shouting-about-their-extremely-standard-lives fodder.

As a teacher, I filled in to be the last person they needed for a college trip to Disney. As we entered the park and got checked for bombs,my idiotic NPC colleague lisped “it’s so beautiful here 🥹”. As we were getting checked for BOMBS