I prefer my phone with malware, so I know I’m not alone

Too young? When in the history of ever have diseases discriminated based on age?

If you’re on iPhone, SOL or use Spotify web with brave browser (in-built ad blocker).

If you’re on Android plenty of APKs that’ll disable ads and make you ‘premium’

Codeberg mentions this: “On Codeberg you can develop your own Free Software projects,…”

Does this imply developing commercial software etc is against their ToS?

I feel like it’s extreme ragebaiting/trolling. Either way had a massive laugh despite him being an ass

He meant they look happy. (this is a joke)