You gotta stop eating so much. /s

We unfortunately will never know.

I am in the same boat. So many things that need to be done, but I just can’t ever figure out where to start. I always worked better when there was someone there to body double with me.

“Because I’m a potato controller!”

• GlaDOS (probably)

Wouldn’t that be ~167%?

You can get around without having to jump curbs, and potholes are also avoidable.

Are you sure you’re not really asking if lying is good or bad? To me that’s an important distinction that should be addressed.

My kids used to believe in Santa and the Tooth Fairy. I perpetuated those lies because it was fun for everyone, and the boys enjoyed it. Now they’re older and know better, and they understand both sides. They were not hurt or upset.

But if I know my friend’s wife is cheating on him, and I don’t say anything to him, then obviously that’s bad and my friend would be devastated even more to find out I withheld such important information.

We often conflate “not telling lies” with “all lies are bad”, and that’s not always true.

Let’s give credit where credit is due: this one is a W for you.

In my personal experience, I find knocking out small tasks (like folding laundry, putting laundry away — yes they are two tasks) is a great way to build up momentum for bigger things, but not always. And that’s okay. My goal every day is to do at least one thing. Just one. If I do more than one then I have exceeded expectations. Keep pushing! 👊

Jesus. The strength that woman posses for being able to stand up and keep moving forward in the face of all of those (stupid) obstacles. I hope she is able to overcome and prosper. 👊

Thank you!

What is the bottom right one in the second panel?

~Also, is it me or are those specific ones telling a story?~

There is no second date because YYYY-MM-DD'T'HH:ii:ss'Z' is the only acceptable date.

Just sleep bro you probably had a long
day

I really needed this laugh today. Thank you!

👆

Based on what evidence?

Beep. Do better.

https://www.freebsd.org/security/advisories/

8” human size? Damn, that’s generous.

All that’s missing is the giant bearded guy exclaiming “Y’er an Ensign, Harry!” Before whisking him off to some far away place to spend his career.

The thing is, we’re not talking about the ____ group. We’re talking about those obnoxious Christians who are ruining it for everyone. If that doesn’t include you, nice. But that doesn’t change anything about that overly vocal minority.

I kind of wish the rapture would go ahead and happen. Us sinners would be much better off in the long run.