This is one of my favorite skits from them because it references like a dozen other videos they’ve made over the years. The event he’s in custody for takes place in “POV You’re a Wizard’s Orb”

The only fast food that had ever made me sick was White Castle. That shit is disgusting

I have several spider friends in my plant room helping with the bugs but I can’t convince them to expand their hunting grounds

Brb grabbing some steaks

This is where I’m leaning now - my stove exhaust is broken, too. Maybe it broke when something crawled in and died…

The windows I didn’t replace are all jacked up - including the screens. That’s where I assumed it they were getting in which is why I caulked them closed. I guess at least that’ll save me on heating and cooling…

I’m gonna try leaving it on the table tonight

They’re in my garage on the opposite wall but I’m actually leaning attic or HVAC now… The door seal on the garage is good and they still appear when I’m working from home for days

I thought it was the window sills of my old windows, hence the landlord special (I used removable caulk at least) but I’m pretty sure it’s somewhere else because it just hasn’t stopped!

Oh…no…no I have not checked my attic. God I hope it’s not the attic, it sucks up there lol

I’m in the Midwest US, though I don’t think it’s super relevant. I’m more wondering if there’s a way to identify gaps that I’m unaware of. My plan B is to have my friend bring his thermal camera to scan the walls

They seem to congregate around my grow lights in both rooms so I’m keeping my fingers crossed. Hopefully not a total waste of $30

Unfortunately I’m in a split level so there’s no doors between the kitchen, dining room, living room, foyer, and basement :(

Hmmmm I’ll try giving the bins a wash. I’m very particular about recycling being clean but I hadn’t considered they were coming in through the garage either…

That’s pretty funny. Even funnier that it’s saying almost exactly what I said!

The original Bug-A-Salt. I did some research and the knockoffs are nowhere near as good. And I sure as hell didn’t want the one with CO cartridges.

I don’t work for them but it was worth every penny. I know 2 other people with them and they say the same.

Big ol house flies. I’ve got separate problems with gnats but that’s mostly under control

They’re incredible and by far the best bug killing method I’ve ever used. They don’t move when you’re pointing it at them from a meter away and the salt usually just rattles them to death so you aren’t picking up bug pieces. Sometimes it vaporizes them, though lol

Don’t make the same mistake I did and shoot it near a house plant, though.

Care to translate that German for us lesser people?

I impulse bought a fly zapper on Amazon last night so hopefully that helps. But I had the same problem last year - albeit not nearly as bad as right now (there’s probably 20 inside at the moment)

Good call, forgot to mention that I checked all the drains and even cleaned them!