If it sinks it’s a witch

Let’s just ignore the fact that DFW Airport has 5 chapels. Greg Abbott is a little piss baby.

I randomly will just start walking as strangely as I can. Lifting my knees really high, shuffling side to side, you know the typical goofy stuff. Then when my daughter inevitably asks what I’m doing, I just proclaim this is how I walk now. Guaranteed eye rolls from her and my wife.

Sounds to me like CBS wanted to move on anyway and is just using this as a convenient excuse. Not that I’m defending Romo, but let’s be honest many TV personalities do much worse things and are welcomed back with open arms.

My wife used to work for a vet and we had a dog name Stoli. On her paperwork work it always listed “Stolichnaya Shithead OurLastName”. It always cracked me up.

FYI, the middle name was pronounced Shi-Thead

The only mention of the Jets in the entire article was for them trading away Quinnen Williams

Next stop a seat in Congress

Honourable mention: Stephen Jones

Hello from the 12 kg version

Too cute! Give Vivvy some scratches behind the ear and tell her thanks from me

That’s pretty much how it went when I got home, plus plenty of belly rubs. I think I’ve been forgiven.

That’s why I stick with contoso and fabrikam.

Y’know what, I can’t bring up my kids in a church whose authority system is based entirely on the size of fuckin’ hats, okay? That’s apparently how the Catholic church is run. The bigger the hat, the more important the guy, right?! Priests have no hats, Cardinals have those little red beanies, the Pope has a collection of big hats. God must have a huge fuckin’ sombrero up there in heaven, huh? “Look at me, I’m God! Look at the size of my hat, who else would I be?!” “I don’t know, lead singer of Los Lobos? I don’t know! You tell me!”

Denis Leary, Lock ‘n’ Load

When I was cis, white, male, Christian, straight, and childless, I lived in Addison. Because that’s where the bars and women were at. Although I met my wife in Denton, so maybe I have no idea what I’m talking about.

But I see absolutely no reason to live in Richardson unless you work in Dallas and don’t want to commute above PGBT. And are willing to deal with shit infrastructure, crap schools, and southern Garland slowly leaking your way.

They had Richardson TX listed on there and mentioned how great their schools are. The top high school there is ranked #441 in Texas by US News. In Texas! As someone who moved from Texas to New England, I can safely say Texas schools are horrible.

GNU Terry Pratchett

You’ve got to expand on that

While the accounts are most like exaggerated, so are most things from that time. We still learned about Paul Revere and not the 40 other riders out that night. Or the fact the Revere was captured, while the others with him escaped. And Samuel Prescott was the one who actually finished the ride.

Like in American history you hear about Paul Revere riding a damn horse over and over, yet you never learn about Nancy Morgan Hart. I learned who she was from a Bad Cop/Bad Cop song.

Howie and Jeffrey have always been good about dropping locker room poisoners. If they had no problems cutting TO and DeSean for their distractions, I find it hard to believe they’d keep AJ around if it’s as bad as the media makes it seem.