Many days she tries giving me that look at 11

Genius!

She is such a creature of habit I have to take her down the street at 3:45 pm on weekends. Because that’s the time we meet my daughter at the bus stop during the week. If I don’t she just keeps spinning around in circles in front of me.

My wife’s eyes started to roll before I even gave her the punch line. Well done!

second hand smoke *not pictured

I built a new PC from the ground up a few year back. Every morning when I would sit down to start working I noticed it had rebooted around 6:30 am. I searched through every single log, ran all sorts of hardware scans, checked power outputs, dug through everything in Task Schedulers, and could not find a single reason it would keep rebooting. There were no Event Logs showing the reboot was initiated and no minidump files so it wasn’t a BSOD.

I woke up early one morning and sat in my office waiting for it to reboot and nothing. The next morning I go in my office at 8 and it had rebooted. Some mornings it would reboot and others it would not. I was convinced it had to be my power supply and was about to order a new one.

Then I came downstairs right at 6:30 one morning and caught my son walking out of my office. Turns out he was going into the office every morning and holding down the power button and forcing a reboot because liked watching all the RGB light turning all at once when it would turn on.

Only my wife and daughter are graced with the opportunity to pet her. I’m only allowed to let her sniff my finger.

I only feed her, house her, and scoop her poop

Read the headline and thought: that’s going to be a red state. Clicked on it and confirmed.

It’s the opposite of my Maine coon. I swear the colder it was the longer he’d stay outside.

That got a huge eye roll from both my wife and daughter, good job sir

Texas doesn’t give a shit about kids with autism!

source: I had to move to a different state so I could feel comfortable sending my son to school.

Our version was slightly different at the end:

With a big fat gun
And a bullet in his head
Aren’t you glad that fuckers dead

It’s a crossover between Nine Inch Nail and Dee Snider

I was a teenager and had two younger siblings who were obsessed with it. I remember getting in trouble for hiding one of their VHS tapes.

I had a modded version that made it all characters from The Tick

Only if you spread syphilis while you do it

I imagine part of it has to do with relatability. People like to insert themselves into the stories. And nostalgia is a strong drug. More people have experience with high school than college, so you’ll automatically appeal to a large audience.

I’ve repositioned my side mirror to shine back at them. Usually gets them to back up a little bit.

I mixed up her food and the crushed pill, then I opened a can of the cat’s food and just let the juice fall into her bowl. She chowed it down like she hadn’t eaten in days.