That got a huge eye roll from both my wife and daughter, good job sir

Texas doesn’t give a shit about kids with autism!

source: I had to move to a different state so I could feel comfortable sending my son to school.

Our version was slightly different at the end:

With a big fat gun
And a bullet in his head
Aren’t you glad that fuckers dead

It’s a crossover between Nine Inch Nail and Dee Snider

I was a teenager and had two younger siblings who were obsessed with it. I remember getting in trouble for hiding one of their VHS tapes.

I had a modded version that made it all characters from The Tick

Only if you spread syphilis while you do it

I imagine part of it has to do with relatability. People like to insert themselves into the stories. And nostalgia is a strong drug. More people have experience with high school than college, so you’ll automatically appeal to a large audience.

I’ve repositioned my side mirror to shine back at them. Usually gets them to back up a little bit.

I mixed up her food and the crushed pill, then I opened a can of the cat’s food and just let the juice fall into her bowl. She chowed it down like she hadn’t eaten in days.

I swear I have the pickiest animals. We buy the variety box of wet cat food, but have to make sure it doesn’t have the turkey one because our cat won’t eat it.

Good call, she’ll take any chance she gets to get at our cat’s food.

Thankfully she hasn’t realized how pet doors work. She must think it’s some special cat portal because she watches the cat come in and out of it, but has never tried to go through it herself. But the second that door gets left open she is in there looking for the cat’s bowls.

also, I’d be rather more worried if the rat was still alive.

Ha, it was a dead rat she found, not one she killed, which makes it a little more gross in my book, but the title was long enough already

I never thought about the cheese. The vet said to take the pill out of the packaging and let it sit out a bit so the smell dissipates but she still knows it’s there. I’ll give the cheese a shot. But it can’t be Colby Jack because for some reason she won’t eat that either.

Four Dead Cheerleaders by Dropkick not Dropkick Murphy’s like every file sharing app said.

I moved from Texas to Connecticut this summer and my property taxes got cut in half and my homeowners insurance is now $10k less a year. My new house cost twice as much as my old one and my mortgage only went up $100.

I was watching Wednesday and was wondering what was up with pilgrim hats. Turns out it was a 19th century Victorian invention that has stuck around to today.

You might want to rethink the nightshirt because it has an Ebeneezer Scrooge vibe to it.

In the episode he did on it he had to borrow it from Pat the NES Punk. Of course that was 14 years ago, so I assume he could have gotten his hands on them since.

Out of curiosity, what would you plug those into to get the best use of them? I couldn’t imagine the headphone jack on my motherboard would be able to take full advantage of them.