Preparing for the future? What’s the opposite of nominative determinism?

Everyone knows large-dollar donors always have more popular opinions, and they’re always right, anyway. Otherwise where would they get all those large dollars?

MS software also doesn’t play nice with virtual desktops. Opening excel files or answering teams calls yanks you all over your workflow.

Alas, working an Excel job in a non-tech field, I fear I will suffer Windows the rest of my working life ☠️

Bite my shiny metal ass