Sshh!!! Don’t give them ideas!

https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/IRS_Burger

No, you just need an account.

Who had *checks notes* 28 Days Later on their bingo card?

I ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THOSE BASTARDS GODDAMNIT!!!

WHY DO YOU THINK I’M TYPING IN CAPITALS WITH THREE EXCLAMATION MARKS OR INTERROBANGS AFTER EACH SENTENCE‽‽‽

Same

GAAAAAHHHH!!! WHY CAN’T WE HAVE NICE THINGS‽‽‽

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Twitch is a demented world I’m glad I was never a part of.

Ah. That’s not an issue for me, per se, but it is wholly unethical. I guess I’ll stop using it then…

I trust Mullvad with my card number a lot more than Amazon, and I did mention that I would have paid with Monero if only I had any.

As for Posteo, great experiences all around. It mostly just gets out of your way and, unlike more popular providers, isn’t always telling you about how great it is. However, the SPAM filter could be better.

I use that too, and I also still have Libre.fm.

So far, though, I just haven’t seen any reason to stop using Last.fm.

“Hooray, I’m useful! I’m having a wonderful time!”

I relate to this on a spiritual level.

I’m sorry, what in the goddamn fuck‽

(Those photos look fake as hell, but the story might be true)

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https://distrowatch.com/table.php?distribution=swift

Never mind Clippy, change your profile picture to Jeff the Toaster!

SimpleX?

Tox would also be fantastic, but they need to improve their encryption and get it audited. Also, some nicer UIs in the various clients would be nice.

Yeah, The Guardian is on thin ice with me thanks to this. Another article like this, and I’ll be reading The National instead.