Why can’t we have anything nice?

If I have to use sudo, it’s wrong.

date; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep

A fortune-teller told him he would mysteriously find a roast in the oven before something horrible happens.

Apparently, that’s required for the App Store and Google Play. The guy behind it has said he has no intention of taking advantage.

Wtf is in that tea‽