Believe me, I don’t like LinkedIn or want to have it; but unfortunately, I need to find a placement and a job.

At least the games are fun.

Don’t do this. I’m 19 and check most of those boxes.

Black could be handy once in a while.

Hey, it’s not like I’m surprised. I suggested that everyone leave for Signal as soon as Facebook bought the damn thing. The trouble was that nobody but my immediate family actually listened or cared.

I’m using it fine without Play Services. The only snag is that the notifications tend to come through several hours late, but I only really use the app for the old (mostly dead) group chat, as well as to get Wordle scores from my grandma.

Bold of you to assume I get spam in my emails or SMS

My family already moved to Signal about a year ago, and I have an online friend who I talk to over Tox; but my friends from high school pretty much only use WhatsApp, Instagram, ans TikTok, and they have never been open to my suggestions of switching to Signal and the Fediverse.

Same

My family moved as soon as I asked last year; but my old friend group is rather stubborn.

Yes, but I didn’t sign up to receive ads in WhatsApp, nor did I agree when creating either account.

Buy and use a burner phone while you’re there, and remember that VPNs are illegal.

This sounds like a headline from The Day Today.

The fuck I won’t. I just won’t have paid for most of it.

Fuck the system.

The November 2, 2024 episode of Saturday Night Live (SNL) ran a spoof campaign advertisement in which Harvey Epstein (played by host John Mulaney) repeatedly affirms that he is not convicted sex offenders Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein or some amalgamation thereof. Harvey Epstein, who is a regular SNL viewer, was surprised at the sketch and told The New York Times that he found it “ridiculously funny” and encouraged readers to support survivors of sexual abuse by donating to RAINN.

Source: Wikipedia

Seems like a good sport.

Sshh!!! Don’t give them ideas!

https://simpsonswiki.com/wiki/IRS_Burger

No, you just need an account.

Who had *checks notes* 28 Days Later on their bingo card?