Rawe Ceek!

The Gonk - Herbert Chappell

Those ghouls don’t deserve beans

Be a chap and pass me a cold Marmite, would you?

You went to a Constrictive Ball Torsion appointment rather than your Cognitive Behavioural Therapy appointment.

That person asked in 1998 and is still compiling Slackware

It’s the European name for truck nuts

“I want to tell you something, but please bend over first”

Top… of the list for layoffs 🫪

Don’t ever message me again you piece of sh17.

You found the recipe? I’m still reading about how the recipe reminds them of warm summer evenings walking along the banks of the river, shortly after they adopted their rescue pup but before the birth of their first child. I’m sure the ingredients list will turn up soon.

This, but wife

Me personally? No.

The drones can remain airborne for about eight minutes on a single battery charge

1. Hear drone
2. Hide for 8 minutes
3. Drone evaded

This is the first I’m heading of this ‘Nord Loneliness Epidemic’

Nicole?

[Everyone disliked that]

Weiner touching porcelain:
hot dog on a fancy plate ✅
sitting down to pee 🤢

Reply below with a ‘tut-tut’ to do your part for justice. Do it for America!

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