Star Wars … hyper-stereotypes every racial group on the earth to live in slums or ghettos … makes white people live in marvellous futuristic cities, lush gardens or beautiful architecture and lead entire galaxies

One of many posts guarding the gates of Sto’Vo’Kor

Who’s ASSimilating who?

Star Trek has a show with an Irishman … any show has an Irishman … any book has an Irishman … any short story has an Irishman … an Irishman tells a story of an Irishman … an Irishman tells a story about himself

You are sure to hear about the terrible, unfortunate things that happened to the Irishman

I agree, the outcome is true if those in opposition or wanting to fight fascism attempt any kind of violence … but when the money dries up, which it eventually will, it’s the age old story of the snake eating its own tail … when money, power and wealth start evaporating, violence will come from anywhere and everywhere as everyone tries to hang on to whatever is left.

Back then the world was set and ready to blow ourselves up with nuclear war at any given moment and we were all deathly afraid of it (I was a kid and everyone talked about it regularly) … and at the time we all looked forward to hopeful films about peace loving space trekkers

Now we are completely complacent and unaware of the constant war that is happening or the near danger we are all still in for global nuclear war (still, after thinking we walked away from it decades ago) … and now we think that war, death and violence is more entertaining.

If you ever read about it … the average timeline is about 30 minutes to 1 hour from the time one nuclear weapon launch is detected … anywhere … by anyone … to full scale nuclear war. The best part is that the actual detonations will kill millions of people instantly but the fallout will lead to about 30 years of nuclear winter which will kill billions from starvation.

The reality is that this is all still possible today, we just choose to keep it out of mind.

Don’t worry there’s an easy way to get rid of it … cancer

The good news is that that kind of system of buying people off works great for the short term … but eventually the imaginary money that everyone pretended was there eventually disappears and everyone gets angry because they can’t be bought off any more, so they enact violent change in order to get their money back.

Why the long face?

This happened to us one winter. We had installed the cheapest security camera system we could buy about ten years ago and it gave out an image that was just one step better than standard definition … but the great thing was that we were able to access it remotely online with an app on our phones. We thought we had entered into the future world and we were technologically more advanced than anyone we knew. The image was terrible, the connection was spotty and it frequently dropped connection if we logged on too long and scrolled through the video notices.

Then one night while we were hours away from home, we went to review the security cam again … an alien creature was sprawled out on our lawn with dozens of legs and appendages that moved in various directions. We thought it was just dust, or sticks or grass and monitored it for several minutes until it started moving like some intelligent creature.

My wife stepped back and walked away, disgusted at what she saw … then from far away, she started laughing and said, ‘put it down’ and I stepped back … from ten feet away, we could clearly see that a spider had made a web over the camera

It is and it isn’t … the whole system can be explained away as just runaway greed and organized chaos … but there is a large portion of it that exists just out of the sheer will and faith of a majority of people. Much of the wealth that exists doesn’t truly exist, it’s just promises stacked on promises stacked on promises backed by the faith of everyone that those promises are legitimate, even though they all know that none of if can ever possibly be repaid. It’s a faith based system.

The real religion in America is the financial system

Everyone prays to it and holds complete and total faith in it … their faith in that system is the only thing that makes it all possible and functional. They have legions of priests, brotherhoods, churches of finance, cathedrals of corporations and basilicas of banking and entire congregations of millions of followers who all pray to this system each and every day. As long as they all believe and hold faith in this system, it stays alive and continues to grow, even as it eats up all their lives and everything they own.

And the ending is also tied to their faith.

As soon as enough of them stop believing in it … the whole thing will come crashing down.

So keep praying to your church of finance America … it’s the only thing keeping it alive.

That’s also hilarious logic … God creates man in his own image … God creates woman because ‘reasons’ and makes the decision to give her an opening that physically compliments his appendage … then places them both in a garden where they are completely unaware of why the anatomy between their legs is so different between the two of them. Tells the two of them not to eat this particular apple … but they eat it anyway, so God throws an epic eternal hissy fit, throws them out of the garden because the apple has caused them to look at their junk and think that they could rub up against one another and he could penetrate her and it would be totally fun for both of them

For a guy who totally created everything in the universe … you’d think he could be able to hit the reset button on all this and just not allow any created person any chance of gaining any kind of knowledge and just let them live out their existence like a beautiful flower or a tree and not disturb anything or anyone

“Ask not what you can do for your country … but who in your country you can do” - President Bill Clinton

I’ll just pour some of my porridge over her face

This is especially funny given that the original Kellogg was into enemas

Also creates two sexes so that there can be a complicated method of procreation … makes the act very enjoyable … even makes using the parts by yourself very enjoyable

Bans everyone from doing it or even thinking about it and only allows them to do it to reproduce … watches everyone who even thinks about doing it or acting out on it