* Our pimple

It’s our modern day version of SNAKE OIL

Or

HAVE GOUT

then on your forearm

WILL TRAVEL

or you could be English with an accent

I AVE GOUT

Buy two … FOR THE PRICE OF TWO!!

Or planting incriminating evidence

Or law enforcement gaining instant access to your most private files

The wealthy already got their Christmas bonus from the US government months ago

That looks amazing and I bet it tasted just as good.

For anyone wondering if it looks terrible … just because it doesn’t look pretty doesn’t mean it tastes bad. This type of cooking ensures everything is cooked through evenly and at the same rate.

Nice work!

None of us individually truly leave a lasting legacy. Maybe some get to have their name repeated a little longer than others but that’s about it.

Everything that’s happened in human history happened because of communities of people … they might have had a leader but even the leader wouldn’t have made any of it happen without large groups of people. And every single one of those people had a small part to play in making it all happen.

We all have a small part to play during our lives and together all our small parts add up to great things.

I have a friend who is about 7 years older than me and she grew up with a lot of the same pop culture stuff I grew up with. She’s a teacher, university educated and close to retirement … bright lady who has been in the education system for elementary schools for decades.

But in the all the time I’ve known her for the past almost 30 years … she still confuses Star Wars and Star Trek. I have a feeling it’s just to push my buttons because she’ll confuse something about it all and then laugh it off as it none of it really matters to anyone.

*diabetic grizzly bear … with heart disease … and poor circulation … and bad eye sight … and tingling in their fingers

Cuts off Frodos legs and arms anyway

The best is when they routinely confuse Star Trek and Star Wars and don’t care that there is a difference

By that point I’ll be too old and senile to know what Star Trek is any more

O’Brien’s buffer clones

Gives a whole new meaning to the dish … ‘Bangers and mash’

The fact that we all casually talk about how big money is almost a requirement to get into, run, manage, and maintain politics … goes to show you how democratic the system is.

Cease fire? … oooooooooooooh … I thought you said Cesium fire.