OK Alex … I’ll take Jap Anus Relations then

Must be a strong drink … because penis mightier

They know that everyone will use AI to remix all their products into lucrative viral content. Just look at all the AI slop that so many channels on YouTube where they just recreate Star Wars, Star Trek, Harry Potter, actors into all kinds of videos, remixes and music.

I think Disney sees all this and they’ll jump ahead and remix everything with AI with all the products they own.

Expect to see Star Wars Episode XX starring Harrison Ford, Carrie Fisher, Alec Guinness and Peter Cushing

Or Star Trek XXX starring the entire original cast for the 60s

WHAT?

What is the deal with this orange orangutan? The rightwing conservative movement can throw him under the bus and get a new idiot to lead their movement … so why hang the fate of your movement on this moron? Seriously … they could find a younger, stronger more charismatic individual to lead them that would be ten times more dangerous than this aging orange deformed sea lion.

Trump could literally in broad daylight kick them in the balls while looking at them in the eye … and MAGA idiots will still blame the democrats for it.

No not yet but soon

Loom here buddy … that’s a typo and you know it

Because much like Padme’s enormous jugs … Americans think that third party candidates are a joke.

It’s what happens after a lifetime of Ritalin, sugar, caffeine and antidepressants.

I have a couple of friends like this who’ve been on psychological drugs for years … at one point they have a hard time just relating to anything or anyone and just endlessly talk without realizing it.

Monsanto

The problem is that whenever billionaires are about to get hit by a bus … government usually throws a bunch of poor people in front of them to cushion or even stop the bus from hurting anyone with money.

The origin story of why that genie got stuck in that bottle for 2,000 years

WTF? … I felt like I did drugs … without doing any drugs.

That was amazing … disturbing … funny … disturbing … neat … disturbing … interesting … disturbing … did I mention disturbing?

Does that go in the cornhole?

whhhhhirrlllllllll … plink, plink … AHH, MY TEETH (in some Asian language)

I don’t know … but I think they are now

Served al dente

Here’s a condensed version of all the books …

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

It’s a good thing people don’t act like that any more /s