muse

autocorrect can be a bitch

good timing, its my birthday today

I feel you. I signed up for a Border’s rewards card the day before the company went under

Double edit: wow, this is my top comment??

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Someone start a rumor that a fentanyl laced k hole unlocks the other 90% of your brain, stat

Multiple bankrolls from saudia arabia and other authoritarian instigators to cover this wager

Shitter is the mutually agreed upon pronunciation

Get ready for the Hard R channel. It’s just straight up racism 24/7

It’s turtles all the way down.

No, my phone is wireless

What’s X?

Wozniak, with Jobs at Atari - tamarian for getting taken advantage of in business

Just nothing but pages of “exploit and abuse engineers”