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Don’t call her a human. She’ll be so offended.

Don’t misgender him.

Progress!

Or the FBI just wanted to kill some puppies. Which does seem pretty in character.

Has to die first.

Depends. What’s your alignment?

Because gaming is inherently a vice and makes you a bad person.

Throat cancer, babe! Make out with a hottie while you smoke them like a bong!

Artists can’t pay rent now. They make music though.

I work for a better world. I do not look for excuses to reward corporations that steal from artists to burn libraries, thanks.

But solves his problems with just the one trick (put detonator on brick of plastic explosive)

Your fav private tracker.

Point in favor of dating tobacco smokers.

Then maybe don’t?

Fuck the middle of nowhere. Times square. Basically the same at that point.

Why does he spit so much when he talks?

Never pay for music again, and don’t let anyone you know do that shit either.

They come for archives–nothing should be off limits.

Never pay for music again, and don’t let anyone you know do that shit either.

They come for archives; nothing should be off limits.

If anyone cared what experts think, we would not be here.

Oh they’re actively deciding what you can do with the software now. Cool. Love that.

Oh my god still? Cocaine isn’t cool anymore. Fent is more profitable to move. What the hell? Was The Deserter right?