I’m a cashier, I was pleasantly surprised when a customer mentioned the blackout to me on Monday. I didn’t think anyone was talking about it offline. I’m hoping with all my heart that work is dead slow today, but knowing how backwards the people in my town are, I know it’s a Pipedream.

I wish we weren’t, it’d be nice if some aliens could come put us out of our misery. Or at least give us something new to fear.

Let me guess, the child was at the age where observable signs and behaviors start to appear and it lined up with their vaccine schedule?

I believe ‘America Has a Problem’ is in the title because it’s the title of a song written by Beyonce. It’s just a reference that’s also relevant.